the 7 men i fell in love with and now my standards are too high
(Also the men whose oxygen could be sold for $4 Million and people would actually buy it)
Suga: Real name Yoongi. Also known as Agust D. Basically a cat
Jin: Real name Seokjin. Makes too many le-jin-dary dad jokes
RM: Real name Namjoon. Leader. Goes to pick up his kids with his tricycle
Jhope: Real name Hoseok. A giant ball of sunshine. You can't hate him. Probably the cure for depression and cancer
V: Real name taehyung. Good boi. Handsome asf.
Jimin: Real name is also Jimin. Giant Flirt. Short
Jungkook: Real name is also Jungkook. Golden Maknae. Isn't bad at anything. Muscle bunny.
(Also the men whose oxygen could be sold for $4 Million and people would actually buy it)
Suga: Real name Yoongi. Also known as Agust D. Basically a cat
Jin: Real name Seokjin. Makes too many le-jin-dary dad jokes
RM: Real name Namjoon. Leader. Goes to pick up his kids with his tricycle
Jhope: Real name Hoseok. A giant ball of sunshine. You can't hate him. Probably the cure for depression and cancer
V: Real name taehyung. Good boi. Handsome asf.
Jimin: Real name is also Jimin. Giant Flirt. Short
Jungkook: Real name is also Jungkook. Golden Maknae. Isn't bad at anything. Muscle bunny.
Look, it's BTS!
by yourlocalshortfriend March 6, 2022
Get the BTSmug. by Fattie McFatface September 25, 2022
Get the BTmug. 1. A Reinforced Terrorist Organization that the U.S. Government uses to their advantage.
2. A Cloning operation gone VERY VERY wrong.
2. A Cloning operation gone VERY VERY wrong.
by tiimeless011 April 14, 2021
Get the BTSmug. Bts are a very very extremely talented and are all rounders. BTS is also a boy band group that have paved the way for kpop and a boy band group that people hate on for being so successful and so famous. They have a fanbase named ARMY and they are a very powerful fanbase its kinda scary arguing with them tbh even though im an ARMY myself.
Person one - “OMG ITS BTS!”
Person two- “Omg they are such all rounders!”
Person one -“ikr people be hatin on them for shitty ass reasons like go kys bitch”
Person two- “your so right”
Person two- “Omg they are such all rounders!”
Person one -“ikr people be hatin on them for shitty ass reasons like go kys bitch”
Person two- “your so right”
by Hyukaluvr April 12, 2023
Get the BTSmug. An acronym for bad trip. When you smash your little toe into an open dishwasher or table leg. You are definitely going to bad trip. Bad trips usually last about 43 years or less depending on the incident leading to the BT.
Either that, or you're totally fucked up on some crazy ass drugs, and you overdose and vomit your intestines out or cough your lungs up.
Either that, or you're totally fucked up on some crazy ass drugs, and you overdose and vomit your intestines out or cough your lungs up.
by Jack_Cactus April 19, 2018
Get the BTmug. 
