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Bro Sock

A tube sock that has an unopened can of Natural Ice dropped in it which can be used as a weapon. A bro sock can then be used to knock your bro out if he's about to do something stupid. It can also be used to knock some stupid ho out if she's doing something stupid.
Example 1:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened last night? I think I had too many fuckin' Jagerbombs or something...

Bro D: Nah Bro, I had to hit you in the back of the head with my bro sock, you were about to fuck this nasty ho.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.

Example 2:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened to that nasty ho last night?

Bro D: Bro, I had to knock her the fuck out with my bro sock, she was trying to rape every guy at the party.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.
by BrosLqqkinOutForBros May 6, 2008
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Toss It Bro

To do something without really thinking about it because your a fucking BOSS.
Dan "Yo I don't know what to say to this girl I really like her and I don't want to be awkward."
Mike "Shut up you pussy, just Toss it bro, you'll be fine. BE BOSS"
by Clutch City February 20, 2011
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Ringling Bros

1. A threesome with two guys and a girl, in which the girl is in an unusual position, like that of a contortionist in a Ringling Brothers circus. It is the Eiffel Tower's weird cousin.

2. A threesome with a weird/freakish looking girl.
Dude, Lars and I brought back this freak from the bar. When we found out how flexible she was we totally ringling brosed her.

When Ben and I saw a bearded lady in Mexico, we slammed a bottle of Jack and ringling brosed her. Fucking crazy night.
by TheSwineFloutist May 1, 2009
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she-bro

She-bro, one of the female gender who has committed bro-like acts.
She-bro: yo dog i like your new kicks

bro: thanks, she-bro!
by CASSIDEEYUH July 23, 2009
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Bro Fest

Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.
The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.

The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest
by Epic Bro Fest December 7, 2010
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bro beater

Function: noun
Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər

Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters

1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)
Bro 1:"Hey, broski. Tight bro beater. Did you hit the gym today?"

Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."
by nicktomyskin June 4, 2010
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Bro grip

When an obnoxious , sweaty bro comes up and aggressively grasps your arm to get your attention, most of the time to bum a cigarette.
Bro: Hey bro! (grabs arm)
Normal Guy: Hey man, back off and quit bro gripping me!
Bro: I just want a Red man!
by xGRAPESx February 9, 2009
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