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Bro Sock

A tube sock that has an unopened can of Natural Ice dropped in it which can be used as a weapon. A bro sock can then be used to knock your bro out if he's about to do something stupid. It can also be used to knock some stupid ho out if she's doing something stupid.
Example 1:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened last night? I think I had too many fuckin' Jagerbombs or something...

Bro D: Nah Bro, I had to hit you in the back of the head with my bro sock, you were about to fuck this nasty ho.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.

Example 2:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened to that nasty ho last night?

Bro D: Bro, I had to knock her the fuck out with my bro sock, she was trying to rape every guy at the party.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.
by BrosLqqkinOutForBros May 6, 2008
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Toss It Bro

To do something without really thinking about it because your a fucking BOSS.
Dan "Yo I don't know what to say to this girl I really like her and I don't want to be awkward."
Mike "Shut up you pussy, just Toss it bro, you'll be fine. BE BOSS"
by Clutch City February 20, 2011
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Ringling Bros

1. A threesome with two guys and a girl, in which the girl is in an unusual position, like that of a contortionist in a Ringling Brothers circus. It is the Eiffel Tower's weird cousin.

2. A threesome with a weird/freakish looking girl.
Dude, Lars and I brought back this freak from the bar. When we found out how flexible she was we totally ringling brosed her.

When Ben and I saw a bearded lady in Mexico, we slammed a bottle of Jack and ringling brosed her. Fucking crazy night.
by TheSwineFloutist May 1, 2009
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Bro grip

When an obnoxious , sweaty bro comes up and aggressively grasps your arm to get your attention, most of the time to bum a cigarette.
Bro: Hey bro! (grabs arm)
Normal Guy: Hey man, back off and quit bro gripping me!
Bro: I just want a Red man!
by xGRAPESx February 9, 2009
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Bro scrap

An almost friendly fight with a friend for excitement, or enjoyment. Possibly to show off to others.
Hey bro, wanna have a bro scrap?
Yeah, sure after school Friday.
by RandomKid September 1, 2013
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Bro-yob

A blowjob given by a brother (not in relation but in spirit).
Tim's wife was out of town so he had his homeslice, Chad, give him a bro-yob to make him less lonesome.

He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.
by DaBrochachos September 28, 2014
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Congrats Bro

Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.
Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.
by congratsbro July 1, 2011
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