faggot vampirism

v. Participating, desiring or indulging in any lewd act of sexual misconduct or perversion while developing an intent to push unsuspecting victims into the same fate in the hopes of creating a new societal norm, or business.

There was a faggot vampirism outbreak in the Canadian police and military forces during the 1990s, it's gone dark since - but it's still there cause none of them have the balls to clean it up and actually protect the people.

by Alpinta December 26, 2023

The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth

The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.

by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019

vampire slayer

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone

Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye

by Izmo March 16, 2008

Vampire Syndrome

Someone who doesn't age.

Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!

Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.

(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)

by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017

Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's

Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night

by anonymous October 28, 2021

the boyz vampire antics

The antics of k-pop group the boyz after releasing their Universe single ‘Drink It’ as in blood

Yunghoon: did I just see a vampire

Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty

Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS

by StariiStori July 12, 2021

Vampire Kiss

It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2021