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Steamed

British slang for extremely drunk.
"we went out and got steamed"
Look at Keysie, he already looks steamed!
by Backbone! December 4, 2022
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The Steaming

An act in which the two partners have sex in closed windows, during the Summer in 40+ °C, under winter blankets and with an an air conditioner put on the maximum heat for that system. During or shortly after the climax one of the two partners screams out: "Oh, the Steaming!!!", after which both take a shower.
As the man nutted and the woman came, the woman screamed "OH DMAN! The steaming!!!" while the man was panting and shaking.
by Gaburski October 21, 2019
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Steamed Dumplings

While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.
That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.
by hec.tor September 27, 2021
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Steaming a phattie

Ignoring all current responsibilities to wander off and get high as fuck, then snuggle up in bed
In an alternate universe where Bruce Almighty uses his god-like powers to become a mass pot dealer instead of taking on the soul crushing duty of playing the lord, he takes a nap instead of answering all the prayer emails on his computer after steaming a phattie.
by Jamesfrancosdog July 30, 2021
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steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.
“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocleExcuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.
Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!
by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021
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Boston Steam Pot

The act of licking your partners butthole in a hot tub.
Me and the tinder date had a hot tub soak and I pleasured them with a Boston Steam Pot.
by Pendleton September 2, 2022
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