In an alternate universe where Bruce Almighty uses his god-like powers to become a mass pot dealer instead of taking on the soul crushing duty of playing the lord, he takes a nap instead of answering all the prayer emails on his computer after steaming a phattie.
by Jamesfrancosdog July 31, 2021
When you hit a vape and blow it into your partners ass and they fart out an o and you ghost and zero it
by Mad PP game November 28, 2024
by Jplays44 March 04, 2018
by Creaturebruhh December 21, 2023
A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.
Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
by LMcCann2097 October 05, 2017
After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.
by Lilac Thirteen December 14, 2011
A silent shart that forms a ball wether sitting or standing which then the steam from the ball starts to be felt on the buttocks and the smell fills the room and everyone else runs the fuck out of there.
Guy: Dude, Why did the gas alarm go off in the school?
Friend: Oh yeah, The new guy did a steam ball and released CARBON FUCKING MONOXIDE IN THE SCHOOL FROM HIS ASS. That's why we had to evacuate.
Guy: That's so Zander we don't have to do that stupid math test anymore
Friend: Ikr XD
Friend: Oh yeah, The new guy did a steam ball and released CARBON FUCKING MONOXIDE IN THE SCHOOL FROM HIS ASS. That's why we had to evacuate.
Guy: That's so Zander we don't have to do that stupid math test anymore
Friend: Ikr XD
by _Lycan_ February 11, 2016