When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."
Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.
by Guy with a dick October 06, 2017
He must be a Tankis-perfected
by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021
by Lake420 November 23, 2020
An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.
by but for October 20, 2017
When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.
Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.
by NoodleyAppendage June 29, 2011
Perfect victim- noun. A person who will get used and blame themselves or empathize with their abuser. Generally while in a relationship or love.
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Something I hope none of you experience first hand.
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Something I hope none of you experience first hand.
"Its obvious she's abusive to him, the worst part is whenever I talk to him, he always says its his fault ... wow... he really is a perfect victim"
by LSI. September 11, 2019
by osvodk May 28, 2022