To engage in a wildly unhinged hookup that spirals into a chaotic, overindulgent mess of enthusiasm, bad decisions, and “we’ve gone too far to stop now” energy—usually involving excessive everything and ending with both people staring at the aftermath in silence, questioning their life choices.
"painting the platypus" A hook up that takes years of therapy to resolve
“Why do you look like you need a shower, a nap, and therapy?”
“…I painted the platypus.”
“Why do you look like you need a shower, a nap, and therapy?”
“…I painted the platypus.”
by Special agent p April 13, 2026
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When someone writes a comment on someone's fb post, or elsewhere online, and a petty (ignorant) person comes along and accuses this first person of saying or meaning something that they really aren't saying or meaning. Mr. or Mrs. Pettypants is either too quick to judge and misread the comment, or understand/grasp people's comment s, so they take apart your sentences and accuse you of something completely opposite of what you meant or said.
Mr. or mrs. Pettypants always misreads me! Mr. Pettypants got in a huff again and degraded my point by making it seem as a ploy be me to derail the subject, when in reality, he did not try to make the connection that I was only adding to it.
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by Annmalia March 3, 2015
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