The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!
by Ezra69 October 1, 2020
Get the Dad jokemug. "All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."
by Gregaroidson. June 7, 2017
Get the Joke on the cidemug. voting for the nerdest person running in a school election, not hoping they will win, but just as a joke.
Person 1: haha. chase's speech included a line about star wars.
Person 2: i know! i totally joke voted him
or
he got so many joke votes he won!
Person 2: i know! i totally joke voted him
or
he got so many joke votes he won!
by daretwodiffer May 7, 2009
Get the joke votemug. by michaelbama May 15, 2019
Get the Practical Jokemug. Elision of For a Laugh and Jokes
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)
1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)
1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
1. A. Wanna go to the fair tommorow?
B. Nah, that's gay?
A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?
B. Ok
2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!
B. What?
C. Harsh!
A. Laugh and jokes!
B. Nah, that's gay?
A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?
B. Ok
2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!
B. What?
C. Harsh!
A. Laugh and jokes!
by battybumcheese May 11, 2011
Get the Laugh and Jokesmug. nerd: your ugly
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back
that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back
that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes
by judithondabeat March 12, 2019
Get the bad jokemug. Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.
Nuts jokes:
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
by Slabahan Doughety November 7, 2007
Get the nuts jokesmug.