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texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
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Sunday Football

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem
sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet
by big fat tubby October 2, 2023
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Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players
"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
by Voidless void May 11, 2024
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Footbally

my team and i are very footbally
by footballdudebro123 August 27, 2016
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Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening
Football was created by England
by GingerBeth February 19, 2024
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This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.
"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin
by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018
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