August 24

Maluf é um imbecil

August 24, o dia em que o maior imbecil nasceu, Maluf é um imbecil

by Definições.com September 9, 2020

27/2/24

The day where the server by the name "you getting a whole discord server" got nuked by the big gaybo vixs
.gg/yourgettingaserver

Cope: where did all the channels go?
Moroccan_historian: vixs raped the whole server and nuked the channels on 27/2/24

by LukaXD February 26, 2024

24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher

Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

December 24

If you were born on this day let’s just say you are very pretty and trustworthy

Dani- “i was born on December 24”

Andrew- “damn..no wonder you’re so pretty”

by Mightyblueberry November 23, 2021

5/24 rule

The 5/24 rule refers to the principle of not giving head more than 5 times in a 24 hour period. Doing so may result in severe dry and/or sore throat if one is not accustomed to giving head regularly.

My throat is killing me after I broke the 5/24 rule yesterday!

by badboggler November 5, 2021

March 24

National Alexsandra day

(AKA Sandra)
Amazing Hilarious person with a personalized special day.
Alot of people celebrate this day or should.

Guy 1; dude do you know what day it is?
Guy 2; No what day is it?
Guy 1; March 24 national sandra day??!
Guy 2; OHH YEA NOW I REMEMBER.

by bigbutgirk23 December 18, 2023

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019