Anus cake

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

Fuck Anus

an incompetent individual who causes a constant disturbance and/or inconvenience to a situation or another person.

"Does josh ever shut up!?"
"Seriously!, he's such a fuck anus"

by press sumn down February 27, 2024

anus

That hole that poop comes out of and men meat goes into

u have a large anus

by chickennuggets69420suss February 27, 2023

Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021

Anu

A gorgeous, smiling smart girl. A girl who can be sweet either extremely bold with her friends or shy when around her crush. Dont push her around. Shes braver than you think. Get to know her shes kinda awesome. She has a huge heart and a vivid and wild imagination. Usually brunette or blond. Irish name. You meet her be her friend. People she adores bring out the best in her. She may be extremely pretty but thinks she is ugly. Tell her the truth and be real around her. Shes awesome. She is special.

Anu is gorgeous woman.

by Suez November 22, 2021

Puss-anus

Pronounced: (Puss’ ar’ nuss)
A man having troubles with a bleeding anus, typically from haemorrhoids.

Boss i cant come into work today my Puss-anus is really bad.

by Aussiejoker July 19, 2024

gay ping anus

A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.

Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.

Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.

by Salty-San September 22, 2020