by Mir Mir mir September 14, 2022

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.
Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
by Caca moma June 17, 2021

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
by e6st December 4, 2020

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

(jun.18th) Kiss Savannah. The hottest most sexiest girl out there. She will steal your virginity in a heartbeat. She is drop dead gorgeous and is a great kisser.
National kiss Savannah day is a day to kiss Savannah
National kiss Savannah day is a day to kiss Savannah
by Bonnieandclide June 18, 2022

by anonymous March 17, 2023
