National eat her out day

On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night

person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day

Person 2: don’t mind if I do

by Official Odisha photo March 15, 2024

national kiss your girlfreind day

december 3rd is national kiss your girlfreind day if you dont you suck

Evie:why havent you kissed me today?
Harrison:what?
Evie:its national kiss your girlfreind day
HArrison:ohhhhhh

by that_1_music_guy November 30, 2022

National grab under pants day

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick

Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“

by Max1220 May 15, 2018

National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

by nationalblokeday March 19, 2022

National Hold Hands With A Gay Day

April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.

National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it

by badbitty4real April 19, 2021

National Bully Rhys Kay Day

On the 26th of June every year, this is the day where you bully your blonde lancky mate called Rhys Kay.

This can be executed in the following ways:
Randomly hitting him, calling him a loser, throwing things at him and finally reminding him how single he is.

“Hey it’s June 26th”
“Oh no, I’m gonna be bullied again today”
“Come on, it’s national bully Rhys Kay day I have to”

by TheFunniestPerson June 25, 2023

National send a dick pick to your bro year.

2025 is a national year of Send your dick pic to your bro year. He can only ask you that 5 times this year. If you fail to send him the pic, then he can expose you.

National send a dick pick to your bro year.

by TheNationalAnonymous January 09, 2025