national car day

April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.

me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”

by Grant Green May 8, 2022

national hair day

It is on November 13th in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair)

Dude it’s National Hair Day!

by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

National Titty Pic Day

National holiday. May 4th. May I please have a titty pic 😉

May I have a pic of them titties for National Titty Pic Day.

by Coop Deville May 4, 2022

National grope month

Grope whoever’s ass or tits you want with or without clothes.

Girl: can I get a hug?

Guy: sure.

Girl: *Slides hands down guys pants*

Happy national grope month

by DaddySnow November 10, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

April 19 is National Send Nudes Day

It’s national send nudes day today!!

by LiterallyAllHandlesAreTaken May 28, 2018