National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

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National Hate Jamie Carragher Day

The event on May 23rd celebrating the hatred towards the defender with the second most own goals in the Premier League.

'He keeps not caring about our results, can't wait for National Hate Jamie Carragher Day'

by Baguettine December 10, 2023

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June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures

June 6 is National Tits Day

by Xdxy June 07, 2021

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You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad

“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”

by Not Mohammad October 28, 2021

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Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 08, 2019

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29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

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by Googooboy October 30, 2022

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