A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025
Get the Melon Headmug. POLICE GO OUT TO TRAP & SET UP EVEN MURDER (leave out what part you want) BUT ALSO USE STREET PEOPLE TO SET UP FOR USE IN CRIMMINAL ACTIVITIES!
THE HEAD HUNTERS WENT OUT LAST NIGHT TO PICK UO THEY'RE CONTACT ! OR' THEY GOT THEY'RE PICK ! OR' RETIREMENT OF SOMEONE FOR SEXUAL NEEDS & FAVORS/ SEX TRAFFICKING!
by CITIZEN OF THE 🇺🇸 May 3, 2021
Get the HEAD HUNTERSmug. 1. Omg! Last night me and my buddy saw this super hot girl... we made a bet to see if either of us could take her home. She caught on to us and said that Individualy we are not man enough for her.... but she had always wanted to have a MMF threesome! We got a hotel room and before you know it we were banging heads inside her!
2. Last weekend a group of us got drunk and started skinny dipping in apartment pools. At one pool the apartment manager took all the males clothes and locked herself into the rental office because she thought it would be funny to see us try and get away naked. To make matters worse John was too drunk to walk straight so my and my buddy put his arms over our shoulder a walked home banging heads along the way. The girls couldent stop laughing...
2. Last weekend a group of us got drunk and started skinny dipping in apartment pools. At one pool the apartment manager took all the males clothes and locked herself into the rental office because she thought it would be funny to see us try and get away naked. To make matters worse John was too drunk to walk straight so my and my buddy put his arms over our shoulder a walked home banging heads along the way. The girls couldent stop laughing...
by Romandell October 31, 2017
Get the Banging Headsmug. A blowjob where the person recieving the oral sex ejaculates into the mouth of the one giving the blowjob, and their mouth is filled with white ejaculate, hence White Head.
You: Last night was wild, my partner gave me some head and let me cum in their mouth!
Friend: Wow, I've never met anyone who would give me White Head!
Friend: Wow, I've never met anyone who would give me White Head!
by Umbojug September 15, 2021
Get the White Headmug. by nathanswm July 20, 2020
Get the head maskmug. A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
by William J J T December 11, 2011
Get the Smudge Headmug. Your polyamoris or gay, chief side piece who is better than your main because they respect their position and you. They rarely ever leave you because they have their own life but know your love and trust is eternal. They lookout for you because you give them freedom to be themselves.
My Head Sancho gets jealous but they understand that I trust them above all.
My Head Sancho always has my back, even when I am not looking.
I am GayGodmother to my Head Sancho because we ultra queer!
Going to let my Main-Sancho handle it, I trust his judgment.
My Head Sancho always has my back, even when I am not looking.
I am GayGodmother to my Head Sancho because we ultra queer!
Going to let my Main-Sancho handle it, I trust his judgment.
by Palomayhg January 2, 2022
Get the Head Sanchomug.