National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

by . March 6, 2023

national give your lover a ring day

February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring

“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”

by ilikemyman February 17, 2024

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.

You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024

national sex day

On June 14th you can have sex with whoever you want and get away with it

Just go to a party and tell people it’s national sex day.

by eat peen April 13, 2019

National Bite someone you love day

Biting someone as it to show affection to them.

Me: “bites”
Crush: Ow! Why’d you do that?
Me: it’s national bite someone you love day….

by swv8 November 1, 2023

National show me your tits day

Nov 30th

Hey it’s nov 30th you know what that means :)
It means it’s national show me your tits day

by Nsmytd November 30, 2022

National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day

"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"

by Cuurah April 18, 2020