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Mouth baby

A person, normally a woman that prefers oral penetration more then any other form of sex.
I love being face fucked, I guess that makes me a mouth baby.
by Fondant Swirl June 4, 2016
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Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".
Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?
by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 28, 2021
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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.
Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.
by Rob144 September 13, 2022
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boohoo baby

The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.
Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!

Bob: boohoo baby
by chesyon January 4, 2023
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miss baby

a tall bicycle seat head who wears a white sweater
Miss baby was at clark park on a field trip with her students
by gena wena October 15, 2020
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