zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 15, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Dirty zero sugar

When you use a dr pepper can to sound a man and make him finish until he fills the can and then pass it around in a circle and drink it.
Ew why would you ever do a dirty zero sugar
by Sppookkyy October 17, 2021
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Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.
I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!
by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022
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buck zero

we kept trying to beat the levels but when we died it would bring us back to buck zero (to square one)
by kooana February 18, 2024
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Jukeblox Zero

Someone who puts a million songs in the jukebox at the bar and all of them are easy listening
That jukeblox zero just jammed up the machine for an hour with Barry Manilow
by Ranger Rooster March 11, 2017
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