verb. The action of placing one's thumb as far up another individuals rectum as possible. Often results in extreme surprise and discomfort for the individual on the receiving end of the thumb, and great pleasure for the attacker. In some variations, once the thumb is firmly placed inside the anal cavity, the attacker will go even further by quickly moving his thumb around in a circular motion inside the poop shoot(Tom Thumb Twister). Many prefer to lick their thumbs on the pre-insertion approach to make the execution of the Tom Thumb go more smoothly. However, it's not advisable to lick one's thumb post-insertion.
synonyms: thumb gunnin, checking the oil, slight of thumb
also see: anal rape
synonyms: thumb gunnin, checking the oil, slight of thumb
also see: anal rape
bra1: "So I was beating off while watching meatspin the other day and..."
bra2: "TOM THUMB!!!!"
bra1: "AAAAHHHOOOOWWEEEE!!! WTF!?"
bra2: "Chill bra, you just got tom thumbed..."
bra1: "I kinda liked it, bra."
bra2: "TOM THUMB!!!!"
bra1: "AAAAHHHOOOOWWEEEE!!! WTF!?"
bra2: "Chill bra, you just got tom thumbed..."
bra1: "I kinda liked it, bra."
by SomeBra February 20, 2009
Dude! I was doin large marge up the ass last night and she had a bad case of the shits and gave me one nasty tom curley.
by UDman05 May 06, 2009
by NZP Broz January 12, 2019
A combination of vacation and convention at sea aboard a luxury oceanliner where all of the on-board tourists are either Scientologists, closet homosexuals, or adoring fans of the actor with the same name.
Erick chose to attend the "How to Marry a Beard" symposium on the annual Tom Cruise and also signed up for other seminar topics such as "Discrediting Psychiatry", "Artificial Insemination for the Squeamish", "Kissing Nicole Kidman: Just Close Your Eyes and Think of Gomer Pyle", "Repeat After Me: This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult.", and "Jerry McGuire: Sports Agent or Locker Room Meat Inspector?".
As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.
It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.
As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.
It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.
by Buzz Writeyear January 26, 2008
Hottest person alive. David Beckham-like soccer player. Washboard abs only a sexy boy could have. Hot. SEXY. only the finest from the Lou (STL)
by Palundrum March 24, 2011
Person 1: Can I get a ride to the club?
Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.
Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.
Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.
Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.
by poppaman December 12, 2008
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