Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011

Raptor Slap

A slap in which a 360 is combined with a cobra strike, aka the raptor slapifaction has proceeded.

Dude, did you see Josh Raptor Slap that dirty ass nigger.

by xth3ph3nomx12 (xbox live) October 21, 2011

slap the chimney

verb:

to achieve the level of intoxication closest to passing out without actually doing so. Speech is slurred and often nonsensical, and motor functions are extremely impaired. If those in question acted responsibly and with dignity, they didn't slap the chimney.

I just finished my last exam lets go buy beers, im going to slap the chimney tonight

by RumpledForeskin May 27, 2015

Slap the Skippy

When you play pool with your dick when you have a boner. The winner gets to jiz in the losers mouth

Aidan and Tyler played slap the skippy

by HoooHoooo December 2, 2018

lun slap

From the Indian word lun meaning penis, to 'cock slap' someone.

Guy 1: 'Aha your mom is soo fat...'
Guy 2: 'Seriously dude you better shut up or ima lun slap you'

by J,A,H October 8, 2009

Runt Slap

A Reality to the Cu*t slap

She is so hot on herself but not and such a b*tch, she really needs a Runt Slap!

by =\m/-_-\m/= February 20, 2011

Scoop and slap

A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).

‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’

by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021