Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

by urwifesboyfriend June 15, 2021

Stoner memory

when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory

Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah

friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory

by fareedaaly May 11, 2022

cocker stoner

some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole

your such a cocker stoner you need to chill

by Mason76817 May 08, 2020

Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )

Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?

by Cookie Camper December 27, 2011

stoner tat

A burn mark tattoo from a hot socket or somthing used to smoke weed out of.

Guy 1- Dude did that stoner tat hurt? Guy 2- nah bro i was to stoned when i got it to feel any pain.

by The sour D guy January 24, 2014

Stoner Vaporizer

It is a makeshift Vaporizer that consists of a normal bong and a blow dryer (hair dryer).

You pack your substance into the bong like normal, but instead of using a lighter, you use the blow dryer to "vaporize" the substance.

This is normally used when a stoner watches Manswers and realizes that the best way to get high is through vaporizer, but is to broke for a real vaporizer.

My, Stoner Vaporizer rips like a beat... I was as higher then i have ever been!!

by Go Google It! November 14, 2010

Stoner Stomach

The ill Stomach sensation after mixing foods while satisfying the munchies.

I believe i have Stoner Stomach from the Sushi, Strawberry milk, and Tapioca pudding not getting along Damn munchies.

by Lb Vsqz September 21, 2014