Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

Airplane joke

A joke that goes over someone's head.

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"
"... I don't get it."
"Ah well, must be an airplane joke."

by J Diodati December 29, 2017

Boomer joke

When someone does a joke and it's not funny at all or it's meant to make boomers laugh.

Definition:
Anthony: yo Jacob, what do you think about the dead sea?
Jacob: I didn't know it was ill

Frank: what a boomer joke you idiots

by ThatsCuba September 15, 2020

Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020

taco joke

It's when the human race tries to kill it's self off

Prick - I have a taco joke!
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - Why did the tacos cross the road
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - To fart their way over to the sidewalk and kill the BURRIOTOS
Me - I cease to exisit
Me - Also burritos are better than tacos

by Slojoe May 5, 2018

Joke Bombing

When after you've told a humorous joke, someone interjects with an unfunny comment and kills the moment.

After Zac told his excellent joke his Dad chimed in with a lame comment that killed the humour and bombed the joke. "Your always Joke Bombing, Dad"

by Tuttifruittimum May 3, 2018

joke mountain

Reached by the final joker when a joke amongst friends continues to escalate to the point where you can go no higher joking about the current topic.

Tyler: Haha! ..and then she grabs a banana and slowly slides it in & out of her mouth real slow like!! hahah..
Jim: ...yeah! and then she takes the banana and bites it in half with the skin on... hahah
Tyler: Whoa man!! I had joke mountain on that.. I reached joke mountain dude. You took it too far...

by smokeywizard October 24, 2016