Bloob Tube

A slang term for a television. Referring to how Televisions before the days of flat screens were a glass bubble screen with different colors of light bulbs in the back used to project the picture on to the screen. This term was also used for black and white televisions before they had color Television.
The family sat in the living room watching a movie on the Bloob Tube on Saturday evening.
by Ol-Daddi-O January 16, 2023
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kawasaki tube top

(noun and or verb)

noun: A “Kawasaki Tube Top” is commonly defined as an irresistible simp who’s willing to do anything to get their knuckles pounded by passerby’s.

verb: When a man stretches his fishing gaiter out over his shoulders and crawls through it, only allowing the overextended fabric to cover his exposed nipples.
Noun: Hey babe, let’s stay on this side of the street..i don’t want us getting too close to that Kawasaki Tube Top.

Verb: I didn’t think Terry was going to be able to do it..but through sheer will power and drunken commitment, he was able to kawasaki tube top himself.
by JayBoogie714 March 09, 2021
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Cinder Tube

When engaging in sexual intercourse, a hamster tunnel is inserted into the vagina and hot coals are poured down it. This will cause extreme pleasure for the lady.
Bro I was with her last night and she totally was down for the cinder tube!” -Ryan
by SpankMeHarder December 13, 2021
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YOU TUBE POOP

A VIDEO ON YOU TUBE WHERE SOMEONE'S WORDS ARE MIXED. THEIR FACE MIGHT ALSO BE MIXED!
Joe Biden is expected to be the second President of You Tube Poop, since Donald Trump was the best actor and wasn't reelected.
by J_4_S_2_H_0 April 08, 2021
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Tube buffet

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass
Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday
by Burner Boi May 07, 2020
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Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
by Manchatlads January 22, 2021
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Noob Tube

A noob tube is an under barrel grenade launcher such as a M203 for English and American guns or GP-25 for russian and german guns
by Noobers February 09, 2012
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