clogging the tube

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014

Flesh tube shimmy

Sliding into a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.

I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.

by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016

skank-tubing

Any lewd and/or indecent sexual act with a female of ill-repute. Then proudly bragging about it.

Oh man, you know that nasty chick Lischa? I went skank-tubing with her last night! She even let me give her a bismarck!!

by the29thSoldier January 28, 2010

Tube Game

A tube game is a type of game that is a adaptation of a big name game in a pokecord style. These are usually played on YouTube live-stream chats.

You play tube games? Yea, they’re awesome.

by TheAnonymousGameGuy October 20, 2020

Throne Tubing

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.

“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”

by Treebonics June 19, 2019

Groove Tube

a bong, the grooviest of groovy mechanisms.

pass me the groove tube dude

by Eyezig October 17, 2008