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friend zone 

Formerly a way for a nice guy to express frustration that a female friend of his was always telling him she needed to be with a guy like him in between dating guys who treated her like crap. Now a reason for misandrist feminists to play the victim card and write shrill screeds about how the concept of the friend zone is "sexist" and claim that the men think being nice to a woman obligates her to have sex with them. The feminists ignore the probability that the men actually want relationships with the women and the women really are just shallow and attracted to "bad boys" who really do treat them like crap.
"That guy complains about how so many girls like abusive jerks while the friend zone nice guys like him. I don't know anything about the particulars of his situation, but still I'm 100% certain that just means he is a wimp who expects girls to have sex with him for being nice to them. "
friend zone by Pikefrench April 23, 2015
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Friend Window 

A point in time,during dating where the two become just friends.It's not planned,just happens over time,when the two become to comfortable.
Stacy:All Brad and i do is cuddle,i don't think i really like him.
Kelly:Maybe you hit the friend window?
Stacy:yea all we do is hangout.....
Friend Window by K-Sea December 11, 2006

Friend Boner 

An erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. Therefore the person gets an exasperating boner.
NOT GAY AT ALL!
OMG! My friends are coming over i'm ganna have such a friend boner.
Friend Boner by teddycakes February 29, 2012

Friend Friend 

Someone who is more than a friend but is not technically your bestfriend.
My friend friend is the best person to talk to!
That’s my friend friend
Friend Friend by Slimroyaltyy September 25, 2018

Friend of a Friend 

A heterosexual friend of a homosexual. Adapted from the term "Friends of Dorothy". While a heterosexual cannot (by definition) be a "Friend", they can of course be a confidante to someone who is a "Friend". There is, however, a distinction to be made vs. "friend of a friend", so you have to listen for the capital F.
You're worried about Him? No, he's cool. He's just a Friend of a Friend.

Friend Date 

An outing with a friend (or friend of a friend) of the opposite sex that is not romantic.
Don't be jealous. It was just a Friend Date.
Friend Date by WickedThorn October 18, 2012

friend zone 

An imaginary place where teenagers (commonly guys) believe to be placed in when a girl just wants to be friends with him. This is the place where guys are placed when the guy expects that he will have sex with a girl if he is nice to her. He is friendly to a woman in hopes that she will have sex with him. They believe that she mistakes his friendliness for friendliness and befriends him, neglecting to show you her vagina. Then they proceed to complain about it on the internet.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Held the door open for a girl, can't believe I didn't get a blowjob. She obviously friend zoned me.

Scenario 2:
Guy: What do you mean you aren't going to have sex with me?! I was being nice to you!! Wow, I can't believe you are putting me in the friend zone.
friend zone by Amora1234y67f August 30, 2013