A form of cancer caused by build up of fatty lipids. These lipids grow too quickly for the body forming a cancer. This cancer is mainly formed due to severe obesity. There has only been one reported incident with a 13 year old boy living near Cleveland OH. There are eight different stages in this cancer thoughtfully named "Fat cancer I" "Fat cancer II" "Fat cancer III" "Fat cancer IV" "Fat cancer V" "Fat cancer VI" "Fat cancer VII" and "Fat cancer VIII"
Fat cancer I - the first form of fat cancer starts as small lipid buildup which cannot be seen as it is hidden by layers of fat, thus Fat cancer is unpredictable and little is known about it. These lipid begin eating each other and multiplying eventually forming a type of inbreeding which first produces the malignant tumors.
Fat cancer II - The cancer expands to the brain. The infected person becomes very angered and emotional. The person starts to sleep more and dream of being more social and feels superior. They also feel as though they are intelligent and seem to become "know it alls"
Fat cancer III - The cancer reaches the ears creating a puss which tends to form blisters which infect the area. Bleeding may occur.
Fat cancer IV - The fully developed cancer starts eating away at the brain which depresses the infected and causes the infected person to whine excessively.
Fat cancer V - The person becomes less social as some parts of the brain are lost due to the infection and starts only playing by himself.
Fat cancer VI - This is the least known stage of fat cancer. Some doctors say this stage induces excessive masturbation as the infected become more and more attracted to gay pornography.
Fat cancer VII - The cancer begins losing its power as most of the infected's brain has been eaten and devoured by the cancer. The infected will seem to think they are very intelligent while they are actually extremely dumb.
Fat cancer VIII - The fat cancer eats the rest of the potential organs which results in DEATH.
Fat cancer I - the first form of fat cancer starts as small lipid buildup which cannot be seen as it is hidden by layers of fat, thus Fat cancer is unpredictable and little is known about it. These lipid begin eating each other and multiplying eventually forming a type of inbreeding which first produces the malignant tumors.
Fat cancer II - The cancer expands to the brain. The infected person becomes very angered and emotional. The person starts to sleep more and dream of being more social and feels superior. They also feel as though they are intelligent and seem to become "know it alls"
Fat cancer III - The cancer reaches the ears creating a puss which tends to form blisters which infect the area. Bleeding may occur.
Fat cancer IV - The fully developed cancer starts eating away at the brain which depresses the infected and causes the infected person to whine excessively.
Fat cancer V - The person becomes less social as some parts of the brain are lost due to the infection and starts only playing by himself.
Fat cancer VI - This is the least known stage of fat cancer. Some doctors say this stage induces excessive masturbation as the infected become more and more attracted to gay pornography.
Fat cancer VII - The cancer begins losing its power as most of the infected's brain has been eaten and devoured by the cancer. The infected will seem to think they are very intelligent while they are actually extremely dumb.
Fat cancer VIII - The fat cancer eats the rest of the potential organs which results in DEATH.
by CookiesR4U May 8, 2008
Get the fat cancermug. 1. An insult.
2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.
3. A very annoying fat boss.
2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.
3. A very annoying fat boss.
by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003
Get the Fat Wankermug. THE FAT WALK TUNE -
'ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba '
'ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba '
by Barry Bumcheeks March 18, 2009
Get the Fat Walkmug. by bovver September 19, 2006
Get the fat hobbitmug. by Depressed 4 LIFE June 25, 2019
Get the FAT COWmug. a condition where a person, generally a female, is in denial about their size.
they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).
they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.
they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).
they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.
Girl (size 14): "Hold on girl I'm going to try on these pants"
** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room
Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"
Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"
** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room
Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"
Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"
by darlingbritt24 February 6, 2012
Get the Fat Denialmug. Guy #1: How the fuck did taco bell run out of tacos?
Guy #2: It was probably that fat spic up there who ate them all
Guy #2: It was probably that fat spic up there who ate them all
by BigDaddyDeac January 2, 2015
Get the fat spicmug.