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jeff lizak

See all those girls over there? Jeff Lizak fucked them all.
by Vocellistar September 4, 2016
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Jeff

Jeff, a person who loves Medz. Very funny and caring.

-the end-
Jeff loves taking Medicines (medz)
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jeff

Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.
Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute

Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos

Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up

Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
by Addicted27 February 4, 2024
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Jeff

Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?

Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.

Girl 1: That is legendary.

“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
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Jeff Check

Checking to make sure your still “Jeff” or “Jeffing” it up.
Hey man, did you do your daily Jeff check?!
by Jeffifyouseethisimsorry February 16, 2020
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The ole Jeff Dunham

When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet
Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”
by Vintage_Beard December 3, 2021
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Jeff#4

This man is in NO WAY related to Chase Jeffrey in any way whatsoever. He is a founder of The Slidecast along with MrSnacks and Gigajuice(known as superdupermegaultragigaballs69).
(Female): Wow! Jeff#4 is really attractive.
(Jeff#4): I'M NOT RACIST! (or spider-man)
by Jeff#4 February 26, 2025
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