Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 05, 2024

henry cai

doesn't meet his girlfriend for years on end.

"Oh I haven't seen my girlfriend in 5 years."
"You're such a henry cai."

by doggyuwu May 24, 2021

Henry Lay

Henry Lay is a massive fat fuck

Henry Lay is extremely large and chunky

by Ainsley Dube November 05, 2020

henry is a larp

i know this larp named henry

henry is a larp and he likes foam swords

by zbeatle August 24, 2020

Henry elkes

a gay stripper who goes at night and fucks migets. he lives next to a house full of weed

oh henry elkes bummed you last night

by Fortnitefucker69 December 14, 2023

Henry (mine)

The best of the boyfriends. He’s amazing. His smile gives me butterflies and drives me crazy. I am a very weak girl very in love. Help. I’m in love.

Who’s the best booboo?
It’s Henry (mine)!

by chloethebooboo August 13, 2021

lauryn henry

Lauryn Henry is a slang word for "bitch" it is very stinky between the pipes. Nickname chronic

Lauryn Henry please get over here. You stink today.

by joshttt123 April 20, 2016