small spoon syndrome

When you become a chronic side sleeper because you love to be held and cuddled and you default to that position in anticipation of some snuggles.

I slept awful last night struggling with my small spoon syndrome.

by *lovestosnuggle* January 31, 2016

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creme egg spoon

(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.

rich - oh no not again!!!

girl (or boy) - whats happened?

Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.

by mr spoon1 November 02, 2012

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Wooden Spoon Award

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

by Immersion May 25, 2011

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poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. May 01, 2006

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Scooping Spoon Syndrome

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.

"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."

by AB Banana July 21, 2008

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