Harold Camping

Where you tell everyone you're going on a really awesome camping trip that never happens.

Dude! How was Bonnarroo?" "Got arrested on the way down, ended up just Harold Camping.

by drunkmelgibson September 23, 2011

crane camping

What faggot ass noob cops do on a San An multiplayer (SA:MP)cops and robber server. noncops can sell certain cars for money at a red checkpoint by the crane, cops sit there all fucking day and dish out tickets to the noncop players. crane camping cops are the scum of SA:MP. I mean really, how much god damn fun can it be sitting around at a fucking checkpoint typing /tk and gaining a point.

Sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.

dipshit cop: DUR IM TKING PEOPLE LOL I ROX MY POINTS R SO HIGH I GOT LEVEL 5 AND I GOT 2500 BUCKS LOL CRANE CAMPING PWNS.

noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid cunt and do your motherfucking job.

dipshit cop: HEY SCREW U NOOB I EM ENFORCING THE LAWS

noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn't, now enjoy my shotgun shells as they enter into your back and kill you.

dipshit cop: DM DM DEATHMATCHING NOOB

noncop: stfu you stupid Kibax, you got pwnt.

by policejihad January 20, 2008

Brandon Camp

the most attractive guy ever. he's super tall and has the besttt and most beautiFul blue eyes. my heArt skIps a beat every time i see him. he lives right down my street, but, when we see each other, we rarely talk or make eye contact. he's very shy, but he is the best person ever. he is super sweet to his family and plays with his liTtle sister, which is soo adorable. he goes swimming in his grandparents' pool and he's really skinny but has a good amount of muscles. he is super cute with such a great half-smile/half-smirk thing tHat guys always do. whoever is lucky enough to date him (i wish it'd be me) should treat him like a god. he's a keeper and i love him. :)

I wish Brandon Camp wasn't so shy and would ask me out because I've like him for like two years.

I love that Brandon Camp lives on my street, but I wish we were dating.

Brandon is the cutest guy in the world. I hope he's always happy in life. He deserves it! <3

by FMW:) August 25, 2011

camp fire

when one slowly rips a bong to where the herbs just ember for a while.

"Dude, Stainer, you totally camp fired that 3 footer!!

by jonfredric1 September 15, 2011

band camp

This terms origin has its roots from the movie American Pie. It refers to an unpopular, nerdy, dorky (what ever term you want to use) girl who is really into sex. Basically, its a girl who you would think wouldn't put out, but is really a freak in the sheets. Its a term similar to "business class" (used in the movie Swingers)

I nailed that chick, Stephanie, the class victorian...Man, she's band camp, I would have never have thought she would have given it up

by OE800 November 19, 2006

spawn camp

A completely legitimate tactic in online games, preferably fps. You see, you stand at an enemies base and when they spawn you pownzor the plox leet fuck and he dies. Accepts alot of criticism and can easily get you kicked from fucktard servers in battlefield. Its perfectly fine , so suck it.

1. QWERTY owns CHAUNKYCOLLINS3 at a camp. Chaunky: zomgz! you tit bitcher! kick qwerty for spawn camping!

by chunkyoo May 22, 2006

urban camping

1. To camp in front of a building in an urban area. Usually to get tickets to a concert or new movie.

2. To do the above just to annoy someone.

1. I had to go urban camping to get into that Hilary Duff concert.

2. I went urban camping in front of the K-Mart when they wouldn't let me return a opened CD-ROM.

by HDR February 4, 2004