throw a beat

masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.

"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"

"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."

by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012

beat the wife

Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy

Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife

by BigJson June 25, 2018

yer beat

to inform a person or persons of how they are dispicable or how they have just been blatenly robbed.

Hey roger, yer beat!

by Kranzmiester November 8, 2007

Nigga Beats

A term for music made by black people for black people

Yo bro turn up those nigga beats

by Judeo July 22, 2017

beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

Beat Saber

A game in which you slice blocks until your arms fall off.

Random dude : Beat Saber is EZ, it’s not even a ’’real workout’’

*watches Bandoot and other good beat saber players

Random dude : OOF

Random dude 2 : I have VR, let me try, this shouldn’t be THAT hard

*opens the game, fails the tutorial, quits the game, deletes the game

by Dank Boy [YT] September 24, 2019

beat to the weet

A reference to geometry dash, also related to donbaggeuttes

beat to the weet, wa wa wawawawa wo wawawawa aowdaowdoadowo.

by sussy baka June 12, 2021