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real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.
"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".
by June of New Haven April 18, 2014
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greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.
by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014
mugGet the slow greasemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Grease filled Stew

When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.
Last night was crazy after Shay's grease filled stew.
by Ggarfink January 23, 2017
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