The Jonaldthan Joke

the worst joke of all time. it’s not even a joke. popularized in the 2010’s. an American classic.
The Jonaldthan Joke is a cult american classic
by ejuuun February 10, 2020
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Airplane joke

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"
"... I don't get it."
"Ah well, must be an airplane joke."
by J Diodati December 29, 2017
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god joke

Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.

Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)

Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
by mufasas1lion December 19, 2016
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proper joke

a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh
She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.
by Susie creamcheese January 30, 2018
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Boomer joke

When someone does a joke and it's not funny at all or it's meant to make boomers laugh.
Definition:
Anthony: yo Jacob, what do you think about the dead sea?
Jacob: I didn't know it was ill

Frank: what a boomer joke you idiots
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Cafeteria Joke

When you cum in a girls mouth and it sprays out of her nose.
Rachel was going down on me when I gave her the good ol "cafeteria joke'.
by The Cafeteria February 28, 2018
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