spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.

Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."

by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017

Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle

" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."

by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017

Spaghetti

Sauce and noodles. That's it.

Spaghetti is so good. I crave it everyday. MMMMM spaghetti

by kitty,_kat1 December 2, 2019

Mom’s Spaghetti

A funny way of saying that you or someone else is nervous. It’s a lyric form an Eminem song called “lose yourself” from the 8 mile sound track

The example in the song/movie:
“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti, he’s nervous”

by Alyigator March 30, 2019

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

Spaghetti Bitch

When someone gets so attracted to a friend they become a Spaghetti substance in their presence.

Wow, I appear to be your Spaghetti Bitch

by HazardMacaroni October 18, 2022

Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024