This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
Get the Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccermug. A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
Get the clock soccermug. /noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021
Get the soccer momificationmug. Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
Get the Soccer mom stickmug. When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.
A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
by jfburke619 October 22, 2015
Get the soccer dramamug. The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.
by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022
Get the Soccermug. by 426911 March 24, 2023
Get the soccermug.