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Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.
Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.
by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024
mugGet the Split Pee Soupmug.

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
Remember to eat your split pees.
by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
mugGet the split peesmug.

Split

A lesser version of the word frigid, split means to not want to kiss or hug or outwardly display affection in public.
Boy 1: Diana wouldn't hug me last night.
Boy 2: That's 'cause she's split.
by SiMeg August 7, 2009
mugGet the Splitmug.

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
mugGet the Banana split with cherries and whipped creammug.

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty
Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam
by Flat for the food September 27, 2018
mugGet the splitting at the seammug.

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