corner split

in cardistry if you drop your deck and it lands on the edge you may got some corner splits. A card consists of 2/3 layers of paper and a corner split is when these papers plit on the corner.

i dropped my deck on the floor now i got corner splits.

by Gay = funny January 3, 2022

Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

by Splithewood December 2, 2016

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Split-it

split-it
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)

Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.

Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.

See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming

“First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”

by Angry Leo May 28, 2025

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023