kevin

he has a small dick gay and likes cock

i like big dick kevin

by bhfbwehfbweqfe November 8, 2019

Kevinitis

When you're scratched and red bumps appear in the area. Fun for writing on people.

SB: Dude you know how kevin has kevinitis? Well, i wrote Fuck the Pain on his arm.

by mister chew November 6, 2010

Kevin the pigeon

A plastic pigeon many early directioners know. Featured in a few of the X factor video diaries by Louis Tomlinson, Kevin came to stardome.

Directioner: *sees a pigeon* Look! It's Kevin!
Random person: What?
Louis Tomlinson: *makes dog noises while wiggling Kevin the pigeon*

by Dan and Phill Trash May 9, 2016

The Kevin Hand

The sign of ultimate disrespect and worthlessness.
Once you are given The Kevin hand gesture, your life becomes meaningless.
Often used for people who do not follow Murli.

Kevin: Wanna go watch some murli in the library?
Mariam: Nah fam, going out to smoke one.
*The Kevin Hand*

by Shaggy Dankest Dankweed March 30, 2017

Kevin Moon

(noun)

A talented vocal with amazing art skills, one half of Canada line, one whole cutie and Beyoncè fanboy

Nobody:....

Me: KEVIN MOON!!!!

by joongjijae October 4, 2019

Kevin macleod

the guy who made all that amazing background music that all the popular youtubers use

Jim: Kevin macleod made all that awesome music, did u know that?
Mike: Shut the f*** up, I'm playing minecraft

by Thatguywhoeveryonecallsemo October 30, 2017

kevin draggonette

Basically a kid who can do whatever he wants, and somehow get it/or be good at it. He went to Calvert hall in Towson MD, where I watched him make the baseball team, while probably never starting a single game. But he made the team, somehow. He also never shuts up, as he could go on for hours about something entirely irrelevant to anything at all. While at CHC he was also the drum major even though he didn't know the first thing about music. Meanwhile, his first semester senior year, he bragged about his 99 overall average that he achieved "just for kicks." Essentially he is the man, even though only one girl was ever into him (at least that I ever saw) and even then she didn't really like him. So no girls actually ever liked him. But he's still the man.

"Who do you want to be when you grow up?" kevin draggonette, of course

by C__H__C February 8, 2015