Jeff Patenaude

A man beast that loves showering himself with mayonnaise and pink sauce from a local hibachi restaurants.

Oh my god, did you see Jeff Patenaude? He’s so hot right now.

by NYCsSaaaasy October 27, 2022

Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.

"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

My name jeff

A name and joke from the movie 21 jump street.

If your name is Jeff you can say my name Jeff

by Ethanjeffgodreal1 May 6, 2024

jeff podolski

a big fucking waste of time

Student: Hey did you do that essay for Mr. Podolski?
Other Student: No I was too busy not giving a fuck about kings and shit.
Student: Yeah jeff podolski a big fucking waste of time.

by all.hail.plankton January 17, 2018

Jeff H

A weird little troll man who drinks too much Dr.pepper and has B.O. who can't get fired because he is a mental defective and it will make the company look bad

Guy1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeff H?
Guy2: Yeah he got beat up by a group of girls for being a weirdo in the bad part of town. Don't be a Jeff H

by Errordelete86 March 21, 2022

Jeff

A pedophile who creeps on little girls and looks down there shirts

jeff is a pedophile

by emmalynn1234 January 24, 2019