Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023

Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub

My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.

by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024

Hobosexual

Hobosexual. A couple who has sexual relations in a parking lot next to a dump truck in broad daylight after brunch.

Would you like to have hobosexual relations?

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hobosexual

When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight

We just went hobosexual

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Homosexuelligan

A homosexual hooligan.

The homosexuelligan who ruled Sweden.

by homosexuelligan April 9, 2024

Homasexual

Fear of less than par

Mike is a homasexual and is terrified of birdies.

by Danathedominator April 13, 2024

Homasexual

An individual afraid of anything less than par.

Mike is a homasexual who is terrified of birdies.

by Danathedominator April 13, 2024