Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.

Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025

Douchebag

That one kid who regularly snitches on others, either for their own gain or browny points from the teachers

Steven is such a douchebag, he told on me for something I didn't even do.

by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025