Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face
"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"
by TSmTheArrow March 01, 2016
Charley: Hey you should go out with my friend Justin.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.
by Dickshinary69slutz January 07, 2018
The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.
by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019
When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.
by Evanstein99 December 02, 2023
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell March 15, 2018
long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.
Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.
by Rhae Camdyn January 23, 2018