"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
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A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.
i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.
by FSU Austin January 21, 2007
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by Applelover December 17, 2012
Get the Coleton mug.Originating from the latin word.. close..juuusstt jokin! means people who are going out but only are sexual behind closed doors. Or two people who are intimate but dont tell anyone. Like a closet eater.but a lover...
by shaniquah May 13, 2005
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-maybe hes not in the closet?
- right maybe keith likes you as well but hasnt the heart to tell you so..
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- right maybe keith likes you as well but hasnt the heart to tell you so..
by sombody87 April 10, 2009
Get the be in the closet mug.Someone, usually white, who is racist but will never come out publically about it because they are afraid. They tend to say the N word outloud when alone, and derive pleasure from picking on minorities. Though they would never confront a black person using racist lingo, they may act out their oppressed behavior in racist blogs or by tattooing a swastika on a region that can be hidden with casual clothes.
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