Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

carl alvesson

A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.

He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps

Look at that ugly person.

Yeah, he is usch a Carl alvesson

by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016

Carl Rader

A racist piece of N-word

Carl is a Carl Rader

by Carl Rader December 9, 2019

Carl

john's partner

John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"

John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects

John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"

Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.

Carl Robert sure did sweep me off my feet..

by Kupkakers November 6, 2020

carl

a carl I a super cool, nice, pretty, nice again, clever and pretty again

ohhhhh its carl
soooooooooooo damn pretty

by carl bir September 1, 2017

Hot Carl

A devastating jiu jitsu submission, whereby the attacker secures a strong hammer lock from the back. The submission, though, is hidden from view; thus the audience believes they have submitted to a half-assed rear naked choke.

Did you see Jeremy nail that technically perfect Hot Carl in his match last weekend? It was steamy!

by AmbitiousArugula January 10, 2019