butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020

August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions

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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!

by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

butthole

good for sniffing and licking

i sniff butthole

by criptic guy April 19, 2018

Butthole

Where you poo comes from

I have a butthole

by Smalltittycommity January 6, 2021

butthole

when you have eaten you go to the toilet which is basically a funeral home for food, it comes out in chunks

person: oh ya that was the spot butthole:fair well solider

by gabby turns November 25, 2019

Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.

"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."

by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020