The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

butthole grabber

Someone who sneakily slips a hand, finger, or object into someone's anus and carefully grabs it

" Hey , get your finger out of my butt, you butthole grabber"

by Kaylaykay August 23, 2017

butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!

I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!

by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017

Butthole

A sister or brother that literally looks like a butthole. I:,e My sister

My sister is such a Butthole.

by YaBoiRickyPopiati June 9, 2019

Butthole tickler

A butthole tickler is someone who tickles someone's butthole then takes their asshairs and burns them infront of the victim that had the butthole tickled. To become a true butthole tickler, one must complete the task of tickling a persons anus at least 10 trillion times in one week.

I became a true butthole tickler by tickling 10 trillion anus's.

by Goonther the Third December 6, 2024

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020