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Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.
1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.
by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010
mugGet the Beating Aprilmug.

beat the wife

Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy
Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife
by BigJson June 25, 2018
mugGet the beat the wifemug.

yer beat

to inform a person or persons of how they are dispicable or how they have just been blatenly robbed.
Hey roger, yer beat!
by Kranzmiester November 8, 2007
mugGet the yer beatmug.

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.
I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music
by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015
mugGet the beats for the sheetsmug.

Beat Saber

Beat Saber is a game that only CHADS play.
I play Beat Saber.
I respect you.
by TTLB5 May 2, 2022
mugGet the Beat Sabermug.

beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.
I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.
by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010
mugGet the beat the squirrelmug.

beat to the weet

A reference to geometry dash, also related to donbaggeuttes
beat to the weet, wa wa wawawawa wo wawawawa aowdaowdoadowo.
by sussy baka June 12, 2021
mugGet the beat to the weetmug.

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