A very large beard on a person's face that shouts pediphile. Mostly found on a man's face but on a rare occasion a women's face.
by chazz-le-dazzle lambert December 02, 2009
A beard that is so small and pitiful that you can see the skin through it. Flesh beards are very common in people that are to young to grow facial hair, but still try, thinking it makes them look cool by trying to grow a beard.
Matt: Robert, I just hit puberty!
Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.
Matt: Shut up! I do not!
Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.
Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.
Matt: Shut up! I do not!
Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.
by TheNEScollector January 18, 2011
To ejaculate on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.
by Johnofo June 23, 2007
When you cum on your friend/partners chin,upperlip,sides,etc. and in the morning when they wake up it leaves a dry crusty white beard(fun for sleepover with friends, or just weird fedish sex)
by Iffland August 13, 2008
Meaning a bearded man who occasionally endulges in excessive amounts of chicken without an afore established plan of productivity. Derived from the common past-time for the fuzzy chicken lover: tweaking out on his beard until it resembles that of Hitler or a backstreet boy & must be shaved.
by ps,et.al/m&m January 03, 2005
The most badass Bearded men walking the face of the earth that will go above and beyond to help you unless you cross them wrong then they will bury you.
by Beardedmiles February 11, 2018
After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.
Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!
Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!
by sweetrac August 09, 2011