jacob sartorius

Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
by Pancancakes November 29, 2016
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Karl Jacobs

iPad kid. Always plays minecraft on his iPad and probably has sticky fingers and crumbs.
Do you know who the ipad kid is?
Yeah! That’s Karl Jacobs!
by True Info Detected August 02, 2021
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Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.
by fatland September 15, 2010
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ira jacobs

the kinda guy who mooches a ride off people
by d k August 17, 2003
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Jacob

Jacob is a faggot.
by Tilted Toes March 22, 2020
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Jacob

Ah shit it’s jacob he about to steal my girl
by Pirgdgdgdhdh February 12, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is one of the most angelic people you will ever meet. He’s caring, cute, and compassionate. His heart bleeds the righteousness that courses through his veins. He deserves the world. He has the brightest smile, the sweetest laugh, and the prettiest eyes you will ever see. He is ever so selfless and he puts others before himself. I wish I could save him from himself.
Oh my god! Jacob’s here! It’s gonna be a lovely day!”
by lollipoptears March 25, 2019
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