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WASTEMAN

A man who is over 30 and still lives at home with his mum. Doesn't dress his age, acts as if he is 16 years old. Scams the government and probably has his mum claim him on her taxes. Never had a real job because his mum always gave him things to do around the flat or pop probably left him with a shop. A serial cheater who would never commit. Smells musty most of the time. Probably forced gurls to have an abortion or doesn't take care of his kids at all because it's too hard for him. Treats women with fake respect. A wasteman usually has a wonderful gal but treats her like crap for wastewomen.
He's a wasteman, stay away from him before you go being Mrs. Wasteman, innit?
by aboveall777 March 7, 2021
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Wasteman

When you are part of a group project and suddenly take a trip to Switzerland without telling anyone, THEN you become a waste of space.
When is DonkeyKong arriving?
*nobody knows*
*calls DonkeyKong*
"Where are you?"
"I'm in Switzerland."
"Why the FUCK didn’t you tell us? We need your stupid work done!"
Damn, DonkeyKong is a complete wasteman.
by Mr.fatNeek February 22, 2025
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Wasteman

me:wagan wasteman
my mum: i love you too dear!
by bojo the one and only February 13, 2022
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Wasteman

Not only is Rishi Sunak a substitute but also a complete wasteman.
by Chuck.Norris March 10, 2024
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Wasteman

Can be used to diss people
It’s means you are the most useless yute or your just a dickhead
Shut up you wasteman
by Urlocalafghan May 13, 2020
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Wasteman

Tintin Hanbury.

Something who does nothing, sits in their bed and eats minstrels
"Tintin Hanbury is a wasteman
by Spurs Suck September 16, 2020
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Wastemanning

When a productive member of society becomes a wasteman for a short amount of time to escape reality.
Raj and Liam have been wastemanning for a few days now.
by CuboidSumo June 24, 2024
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