vegetarian

The wimp a** jellyfish of the human race, I refer to them as jellyfish because vegetarians are spineless, gelatenous, and over 98 percent water (from not eating enough raw beef.)They often think they are in on some righteous cause to save Gods creatures. The same creatures, in fact, that God specifically named out for man to use as food. Gee, I guess the Lords creatures arent good enough for vegetarians.

Look! A vegetarian! Lets burn it's wheat!

by Fucking Clay, Bitches September 17, 2005

vegetarian

Someone who just thinks they do not eat food that involves killing animals or scavenging their corpses. However, they really mean I do not eat large animals that might make good pets, particularly those with posters of mournful eyes.

Yes vegetarians forget that lots of worms and bugs get eaten in support of their vegetable diet. Some mixed into the veggies during harvest, some living inside veggies, and lots required to make the soil fertile for crops but killed by machinery or human feet.

by farmer jones February 10, 2010

vegetarian

A person who supports the torture of animals for milk, egg, and cheese.

Vegetarian Mike: I dont eat dead animals, only the ones who are kept alive for a lifetime of suffering

by Patrick Hennili November 19, 2006

vegetarian

the victims of a highly classified operation devised by some jealous intelligent apes who wanted to bring down humans from the top of the food chain and rise them self.

ape general: how is our vegetarianism propaganda doing?
ape 1: sir, more and more humans are becoming vegetarian ...the rate has doubled since last week
ape general: keep working ape, the rise of the planet of apes is OOONNN!!

by yesitsgd February 27, 2016

vegetarian

An ancient tribal name for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or light fires.

- That guy is such a vegetarian

by Assault Potato February 9, 2017

vegetarian

Contrary to the definition written below, a vegetarian is someone who does not eat meat for moral reasons or the fact that they do not like meat. Actually, some/most of these people attack you if you eat meat.

Vegetarian:Dude why do people eat meat they have rights too?!?

by Joelfan515 December 11, 2007

vegetarian

The person in the village who could not:

1. Hunt

2. Fish

3. Trap

(only allowing them to eat vegatables)

John sucks at hunting so he will probably become a vegetarian.

by green4 February 4, 2010